Dear motorcycle guys who hammer the throttle when driving through residential areas,

Dear motorcycle guys who hammer the throttle when driving through residential areas,

You're waking up my family with your needless douchebaggery.

I get it, your best years are probably behind you, you're not into your wife and she's not into you anymore, young people think your music sucks, "aLl ThE rEaL mEn ArE gOnE," you think your fat gut and prison pussy mustache make you look tough but no one treats you like a tough guy, etc.

But the rest of us are trying to be decent people, mind our own business, raise our kids to not be you, and so on and so forth. Perhaps you could just rev your bike in your garage instead, with the door closed, while crying and thinking about your long gone glory years until the CO makes you sleepy.

Your hobby sucks, your timing sucks, and no one ever has seen you whip by BDI on a Thursday afternoon at 100 dB and think "Holy shit! there he goes, the last real Canadian Man's Man." If you've seen the episode of South Park, you would know what most people think of you.

Thanks for letting me rant, goodnight.

Edit: Included the rest of the family in the list of those being woke up, since mentioning children seems to trigger all the incel redditors and I'm a very progressive guy. Cheers.

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